50 Romantic Jokes That Are Corny, Cute, and Guaranteed to Make You Smile

Are you made of sugar? Because every time I see you, life gets sweeter.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Do you have a heart? Because mine beats a little faster every time you smile.
Are we a rom-com? Because every time I see you, I hear background music.
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—and just as sticky sweet.
I must be a snowman, because you just made me melt.
You’re so sweet, dentists probably warn people about you.
Are you a sunrise? Because you make every morning feel magical.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my own garden.
You light up my world like fairy lights at Christmas.
You must be Wi-Fi because I’m totally connected to you.
Are you an angel? Because my heart just got lifted.
You’re the reason I smile at my phone like a weirdo.
I didn’t believe in love at first sight—until I saw your smile.
You make my heart race like it’s on a caffeine binge.
Every time you text me, my phone battery gets a purpose.
I tried to write you a poem, but all that came out was your name.
You’re the marshmallow in my cocoa.
Even the stars get jealous when you shine that bright.
Cupid called—he says you’re making him look bad.
You + Me = ❤️. It’s just math.
If loving you was a job, I’d work overtime.
You’re my favorite notification.
I used to think I knew what cute was… then I met you.
My favorite place is inside your smile.
If kisses were currency, you’d make me a millionaire.
You’re the highlight of my day, and I don’t even need a highlighter.
Your hugs should be on prescription—they fix everything.
If hearts had alarms, mine would go off every time you walk in.
You’re the Spotify to my mood—you always know what I need.
You must be made of love and laughter.
Are you a cupcake? Because you’re sweet and perfectly frosted.
I thought I had game until you made me forget how to flirt.
My love for you is like a Wi-Fi signal—stronger when you’re near.
You’re the reason I check my phone every 5 seconds.
Even my mirror smiles when it sees me think of you.
You must have invented Google—because you’ve got all the answers.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d be rich enough to buy your love (but I know it’s priceless).
You must be a blanket—because I feel warm just thinking of you.
I tried to look up “perfect,” and it just showed your profile.
Are you my playlist? Because you make everything better.
Your name must be Wi-Fi—because we’re connected.
Being with you is like a romantic comedy—minus the awkward third act.
I was fine being single… until you made “taken” sound better.
Are you my charger? Because without you, I’m dead.
You’re the pumpkin spice to my fall.
I didn’t fall for you. I tripped, and you caught me.
If I were to write a song about love, it’d be named after you.
You’re like a candle in the dark—you make everything glow.
I didn’t believe in fate, but then we matched.

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