50 One-Line Dating Jokes That’ll Make You Swipe Right – Part 1

1. Dating me is like a free trial—fun at first, then you forget to cancel.
2. Our love is like Wi-Fi—strong until you go too far.
3. I brought flowers to our date, she brought her ex’s hoodie.
4. He said he’s emotionally stable—then cried when the fries ran out.
5. I asked for a sign, and he sent a GIF.
6. We matched on three apps—still unmatched in person.
7. She said she’s into bad boys—I showed her my credit score.
8. I told her I love long walks—especially away from awkward dates.
9. He ghosted me, so I haunted his DMs.
10. Dating apps taught me how to swipe left on real life.
11. I said I’m emotionally available—she said, “Prove it with a playlist.”
12. She said she wanted a simple guy—I showed her my bank account.
13. I gave her butterflies—she gave me blocking instructions.
14. Our chemistry was great—until science got involved.
15. First date advice: bring breath mints and emotional stability.
16. I asked her favorite movie—she said “Exit Signs.”
17. He brought roses—I brought sarcasm.
18. She said she’s a Scorpio—I said, “I’ll try again next month.”
19. Dating me is like buffering—eventually, you give up.
20. I flirt like it’s a meme caption contest.
21. My dating life needs a software update—and a bug fix.
22. I used a pickup line—she used a panic button.
23. We shared a love of sushi and silence.
24. He said, “Be yourself,” so I overshared instantly.
25. She likes guys with ambition—I brought a to-do list.
26. I wore cologne called “Last Chance.”
27. We made eye contact—then customer service was called.
28. I said “hello” too loud—she said “goodbye” louder.
29. Dating apps are just Pokémon for broken hearts.
30. I sent her a dog meme—she sent a restraining order.
31. She said I smell like potential—potential disappointment.
32. He listed “great communicator” in his bio—he sent “hey” four times.
33. She asked if I’m good in the kitchen—I said, “At eating.”
34. My date dressed up—so did my anxiety.
35. I brought a picnic—she brought pepper spray.
36. We went to a movie—our only interaction was popcorn conflict.
37. I offered to split the bill—she offered to split permanently.
38. She said I remind her of her ex—I’m still not sure if that’s good.
39. I asked about her favorite hobbies—she said “ignoring red flags.”
40. Dating me is like a rerun—you think it’ll be different, but it’s not.
41. I brought a playlist—she brought AirPods.
42. I asked for a second date—she said, “Let’s not ruin the first.”
43. She wanted deep conversation—I brought trivia questions.
44. I smiled—she reported it.
45. I gave her my heart—she gave it to her therapist.
46. I asked about her past—she asked for the check.
47. I said I’m a great catch—she said, “Then why are you still fishing?”
48. I complimented her laugh—she laughed at my compliment.
49. He said I’m one of a kind—then unmatched me.
50. I sent a rose emoji—she sent a cactus.

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