50 Funny Tinder Bios (Part 3)
- “Relationship status: made it to work on time today, feeling accomplished.”
- “Too glam to give a damn.”
- “In a committed relationship with Netflix and my bed.”
- “I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘exclusive’.”
- “Will trade bad jokes for bad decisions.”
- “Hotter in real life (probably).”
- “NASA called, they said I’m a star.”
- “Let’s start with ‘we met on a plane’ and work backwards.”
- “Looking for someone to split nachos with… equally, not fairly.”
- “I’m like a software license agreement — nobody really reads me.”
- “Here for a good time, not for awkward small talk.”
- “I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams confusing.”
- “I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.”
- “I’m not picky, I just know what I don’t want — like bad coffee.”
- “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
- “Don’t worry, I’m better in person — marginally.”
- “Swiping left on negativity.”
- “Extremely photogenic after five filters.”
- “My hobbies include breathing and questioning my life choices.”
- “More charming than a discount wizard.”
- “I’m not indecisive, I’m selectively decisive.”
- “Part-time cat whisperer.”
- “Low budget superhero — saving myself from bad dates.”
- “Swipe right if you can handle the sass.”
- “Here to steal your hoodies and your heart.”
- “If you love bad decisions, we’ll get along great.”
- “I have strong opinions about pizza toppings.”
- “Warning: Dad jokes ahead.”
- “Will show up to dates with snacks — emotional support snacks.”
- “I’m basically just here for the validation.”
- “Recovering karaoke addict.”
- “I have a PhD in overthinking.”
- “Will lie about how we met.”
- “Part-time rebel, full-time worrier.”
- “Certified blanket burrito.”
- “Awkward on purpose.”
- “Currently holding auditions for ‘significant other’ — apply within.”
- “If we were stars, you’d be the North, and I’d be confused.”
- “Optimist with trust issues.”
- “Left swipe for bad vibes only.”
- “Slightly more reliable than my phone’s battery.”
- “Can cook instant noodles like a pro chef.”
- “I’m the human version of autocorrect: annoying but sometimes helpful.”
- “Looking for someone to laugh at my puns.”
- “Love languages: sarcasm and pizza.”
- “Willing to lie about how we met at Target.”
- “Faster at eating pizza than running 5Ks.”
- “Takes relationship advice from fortune cookies.”
- “Warning: Will turn serious conversations into joke marathons.”
- “Professional third-wheel turned hopeful second-wheel.”
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