50 Dating Jokes That’ll Make You Swipe Right [2025 Edition]

1. Why did the two lovers bring a ladder on their date? Because they were falling for each other!
2. I told my date I worked in a mirror factory. She said, “That explains a lot about your reflection.”
3. Dating me is like a software update — you don’t know what’s going to change, but it’ll take all night.
4. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
5. He wanted to meet somewhere romantic, so we met in the comment section of a cooking video.
6. She asked if I believe in love at first sight — I said, “Only when the Wi-Fi connects instantly.”
7. I took my date to a fancy restaurant. She ordered water. I knew I found the one — she’s low maintenance!
8. They say love is blind — I say it also needs a GPS because we got lost on the first date.
9. I brought flowers to the first date. She brought allergies. It was a match sneezed in heaven.
10. My dating life is like a romantic comedy… without the romance or the comedy.
11. If we were a Netflix series, we’d be called “Love at First Buffer.”
12. She said she wanted someone funny and emotionally available. I sent her my Twitter feed.
13. I asked her if she liked horror movies. She said, “Only if they’re not our second date.”
14. He said he’s a “great listener.” Then he scrolled through his phone the whole dinner.
15. I told my date I’m good with numbers. She said, “Then calculate the chances of this working.”
16. My date ghosted me. So I ghosted back. Now we’re haunting each other.
17. He brought his mom to our first date. I brought garlic bread. One of us understood the assignment.
18. I said, “Tell me something about you.” She said, “I swipe left on your type.”
19. He was tall, dark, and handsome — until I turned the brightness on my screen up.
20. Her bio said “Looking for a real connection.” I asked for her Wi-Fi password.
21. I said I’m into astrology. She said, “That’s a red flag in Mercury retrograde.”
22. I opened with “You look familiar.” She closed with “I block strangers.”
23. We had instant chemistry… and it instantly fizzled out.
24. He said he’s a romantic. Then he took me to a Taco Bell drive-thru.
25. I asked her what she looks for in a guy. She said, “Exit signs.”
26. My date said I was “different.” Turns out, that wasn’t a compliment.
27. We matched on three apps. Still didn’t match in person.
28. I wore cologne called “Success.” She was allergic.
29. She said, “Surprise me.” So I ordered two entrees — for myself.
30. I told her I was looking for something casual. She replied, “Same. Like not talking again.”
31. I asked if she likes pets. She said, “Only the ones that don’t judge me.”
32. I tried a pickup line. She tried walking away.
33. She said, “Be yourself.” So I sent memes all night.
34. He said, “I don’t play games.” Then ghosted me after level one.
35. She asked me my love language. I said “Sarcasm.”
36. I brought chocolates. She brought her ex’s hoodie.
37. He said, “I’m emotionally stable.” Then cried when we ran out of fries.
38. I tried to hold her hand. She tried to hold her patience.
39. I complimented her smile. She complimented her waiter.
40. We made eye contact… with different people.
41. I asked if she likes bad boys. She asked if I meant my credit score.
42. She brought her dog. I brought my fear of commitment.
43. He asked, “Are you high-maintenance?” I said, “Only emotionally.”
44. I said, “Let’s take it slow.” She replied, “I already blocked you.”
45. He sent “Good morning” texts for a week — then disappeared like a magic trick.
46. I asked if she liked surprises. She said, “Not when it’s your personality.”
47. He said I talk too much. I told him why that’s actually a strength.
48. She said, “I’m not like other girls.” She wasn’t. She paid for the meal.
49. We had dinner, drinks, and no second date. A complete trilogy.
50. I asked what she was looking for. She said, “Better timing.”

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