50 More One-Line Dating Jokes That’ll Make You Swipe Right Part 2
1.
Dating is just interviewing people for the position of “least annoying.”
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My love language is accidentally ignoring texts for three days.
3.
He ghosted me — so I haunted him… with memes.
4.
First dates are 90% lies and 10% wondering what to order.
5.
She said she was into tall guys — so I wore stilts.
6.
Modern dating: when “seen” is the ultimate rejection.
7.
My soulmate is probably stuck in a Wi-Fi dead zone.
8.
I swiped right, they swiped left — modern tragedy.
9.
He said he wanted to travel — to the couch and back.
10.
Her dating profile said “adventurous,” but she meant “likes brunch.”
11.
Love is blind — but dating apps are brutally honest.
12.
Relationship status: Still buffering.
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I’m not looking for “the one” — I’m looking for “the one who doesn’t ghost me.”
14.
They said they loved dogs — turns out they are a dog.
15.
Dating in 2025: Swipe, ghost, repeat.
16.
They said “no baggage” — but carried emotional Samsonite.
17.
Love at first swipe… second guess at first sight.
18.
First dates are just polite interviews with bonus cocktails.
19.
I asked if they had hobbies. They said, “sleeping.”
20.
Relationship goals: not arguing about what to eat.
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They said they loved the outdoors — turns out it’s patio dining.
22.
Ghosted so hard I became Casper’s roommate.
23.
Looking for someone who won’t judge my three-hour nap schedule.
24.
He listed “entrepreneur” — so I knew he was unemployed.
25.
She said she’s “spiritual” — translation: into crystals and ghosting.
26.
I’m emotionally unavailable… but my Netflix password is not.
27.
Dating apps: where the grass is always greener — until you meet in person.
28.
True love is sharing fries and not judging each other’s dipping habits.
29.
Relationship status: Navigating via memes.
30.
Their best pickup line? “Hey.” Riveting.
31.
I’m not high maintenance — I’m just hard to impress.
32.
First dates should come with a 30-day return policy.
33.
My dating app bio? “Fluent in sarcasm and bad decisions.”
34.
Looking for a partner in crime… or just someone who won’t cancel plans.
35.
Swiping right because what’s one more mistake?
36.
They said they were into fitness — fitness pizza in their mouth.
37.
He said he loved hiking — turns out it was to the fridge.
38.
Modern dating is like window shopping for humans.
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My type? Someone who texts back before 2026.
40.
First dates are just icebreakers for ghosting.
41.
Relationship goals: someone who understands my snack budget.
42.
They said they were an open book — more like a pop-up ad.
43.
Love is patient, love is kind, love is 47 unread texts.
44.
Looking for someone who won’t screenshot my typos.
45.
He said he was family-oriented — but forgot to mention he lives with them.
46.
My last date ghosted me — but I still check if they watched my story.
47.
Modern love: 80% scrolling, 20% settling.
48.
Dating is like thrifting — lots of digging for something decent.
49.
They had a dog in their dating profile — and that was the best part.
50.
Looking for a love story that doesn’t end in “seen.”
