50 Even Funnier Pickup Lines That’ll Make You Smile Part 2
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“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
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“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
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“Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
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“Can you pinch me? Because I must be dreaming.”
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“Are you a charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
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“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
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“Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
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“If beauty were a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.”
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“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
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“Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
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“Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.”
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“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
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“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
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“Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!”
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“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
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“Are you my phone battery? Because you keep me charged.”
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“Are you cake? Because I want a piece.”
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“Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
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“Are you an elevator? Because you’re lifting me up.”
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“Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day.”
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“Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.”
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“Are you a cat? Because I’m feline fine when I’m around you.”
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“Are you coffee? Because you keep me awake at night.”
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“Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea.”
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“Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together.”
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“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
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“Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
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“Can I follow you? Because my parents told me to follow my dreams.”
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“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
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“Are you an artist? Because every time I look at you, all I see is a masterpiece.”
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“Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.”
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“Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
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“If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.”
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“Are you on Spotify? Because you’re the hottest track I’ve been looking for.”
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“Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
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“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
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“Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
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“Are you a pageant queen? Because you’ve already won my heart.”
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“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
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“Are you a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
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“Are you a shooting star? Because my wish came true.”
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“Are you a campfire? Because you’re making me all warm and fuzzy.”
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“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”
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“Are you an earthquake? Because you just rocked my world.”
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“Are you a planet? Because you’re out of this world.”
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“Are you a lock? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for the key to.”
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“Are you sunshine? Because you light up my world.”
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“Are you ice cream? Because you’re so sweet and I want a scoop.”
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“Are you gravity? Because you’ve got me falling for you.”
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